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“Cleaning two garbage bags full of fish in the bathtub with my Dad was fun. Until we tried to rinse out the tub. The drainpipe was clogged and the plunger didn’t help. Drain opener didn’t help. Mom would be home in less than an hour and we had a bathtub full of bright red water. It looked like something out of a Stephen King movie…”
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