The BeagleSword was the zeroed eye
and the rabbit hole was a wander through New York.

I’m shopping for a family crest for the Rabbit Hole Tribe.
This one is a bit pompous, don’t you think? 

“The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they’re okay, then it’s you.”
                       – Rita Mae Brown