1926quixotewisemen - The Monday Morning Memo

You know how the Wizard is all nutsoid when it comes
to the Wise Men and Don Quixote. So what do you think
he did when he found this magazine from December, 1926?
Wisards and Quixote on the same cover. What are the odds?

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Alien: You’re telling me that in times of great distress humans have been known to suddenly gain the strength necessary to lift objects more than a dozen times their own weight?!

Human: Yeah, it’s called “hysterical strength” and it usually happens in life-or-death situations, like when someone gets stuck under a car or something and someone lifts the car to get them out. We can’t really test it though, ’cause it only happens spontaneously.

Alien: Humans have the ability to tap into untold strength and power and you don’t even know how you do it?

Human: Pretty much, yeah. We think it has something to do with temporary analgesia, so we just don’t feel the pain we should when we pick up a 3000-pound car.

Alien: YOUR PAIN RESPONSE JUST SHUTS OFF?

Human: Yeah, it’s like an adrenaline thing? Do you not have that?

Alien: Fuck you and your entire species of tiny juggernauts.

WAIT A MINUTE! Did this post just use a dialogue format to trick me into learning science?

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- Dave Young, of Wizard Academy

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