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The Monday Morning Memo

“Look out belief.”
– Tim Storm

“Pumpkin killed again.”
– Jeff Sexton

“Meet my moose.”
– Jan Raven Stitt

“It’s finally over.”
– John Linsmeier

“Your confusion detonates.”
– Eran Strickland

“I could lie.”
– Luisa Fernanda Toledo

“Well that’s interesting.”
– Craig Arthur

“She got caught.”
– Mike Sanders

“Jeremy, everyone knows.”
– Judith O’Broin

“You Thought Wrong.”
– Asia Gregg

“I am bad.”
– Jay Werth

“Scott be thirsty”
– Scott Schotanus

“Use this moisturizer. “
– Cheryl Sykes

“Save your money.”
– Douglas Burdon

“We belong together.”
– Natalie Tommy

“BOO
It’s me.”
– Angela Greenway

“It’s Go Time.”
– Austin Leonard

“Just ask me.”
– H W Bud Brown

“I was wrong.”
– Craig Andrews

“YOU ARE NEXT.”
– Mark Rovner

“Now I know.”
– Aisha Trentowsky

“It was delicious.”
– Peter Perry

“Julie Remembered Something.”
– John Mulder

“Owners always exit.”
– Steve Denny

“Wait until Friday.”
– Scott Howard

“Be ye Wow’d.”
– Sam Beninato

“Your people talk.”
– Tyler Head

“Wait for it.”
– Scott Mills

“Please Assassinate Me.”
– Mark Fox

“You’re so close.”
– Brian Hagel

“Don’t let go.”
– John Luciani

“Cannibal Barbies wanted.”
– George Ghesquire

“Maybe you’re wrong..”
– Amanda Benton

“Escape from Grouchy.”
– Ralph Smothers

“My heart stopped”
– Rich Marston 

“It just died.”
– Neil Lipetzky

“Doctor’s Offices Suck.”
– Matthew Burns

“Avoid Unfair Commission.”
– Ken LeBlanc

“It’s Your Choice.”
– Timothy JohnPress

“The water’s warm.”
– Pete Conway

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“…As you know, I am from a planet that has been engaged in senseless slaughter since the beginning of time. I myself have seen the bodies of schoolgirls who were boiled alive in a water tower by my own countrymen, who were proud of fighting pure evil at the time…. Earthlings must be the terrors of the Universe! If other planets aren’t now in danger from Earth, they soon will be. So tell me the secret so I can take it back to Earth and save us all: How can a planet live in peace?”

Billy felt that he had spoken soaringly. He was baffled when he saw the Tralfamadorians close their little hands on their eyes. He knew from past experience what this meant: He was being stupid.”

- Billy Pilgrim, speaking to the Tralfamadorians in Kurt Vonnegut's Slaughterhouse-Five

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