“Of course it’s you. You’re the one that makes the costumes for the
Christmas pageant. You make the ornaments for the Firelight Festival.
You go to the town meetings. You say hello to people. You have a
daughter that looks like she belongs on top of a Christmas tree.
Everybody knows that gets you tons of points. There’s no way to
compete with that.”

– Luke Danes to Lorelai Gilmore 
   on The Gilmore Girls