The BeagleSword was wide-eyed gullibles
and the rabbit hole was The Pathway to Happiness.
(One more click and you’re there.)

Quixote is looking a little whipped, is he not? He’s lucky to have
Sancho as his friend, just like Bobby is lucky to have Mr. Jenkins.
Morris-Jenkins is in Charlotte, North Carolina, in case you were wondering.
And yes, Wizzo and the Wizzettes wrote all those ads.

I’m going to get in so much trouble for saying that.