The BeagleSword stormed the stage
and walked on clouds of laughter
and the rabbit hole was a continuance.

And now, because you accepted your rickrolling
with humor and grace, we’ll enjoy some actual music
from an actual musician. I like Elton John.
There, I said it. 

Levon wears his war wound like a crown.
He calls his child Jesus, ’cause he likes the name.
And he sends him to the finest school in town.

Levon likes his money.
He makes a lot, they say.
Spends his days counting, in a garage by the motorway.

Songwriters: Elton John / Bernie Taupin