The great William David Reynolds sculpted the ocean-water
handrail to protect viewers of Jane DeDecker’s Into the Wind.
Directly behind that iron door is the PropertyGuys.com
Banquet Hall in the tower at Wizard Academy. 

Oh yeah, now I remember: 

The rabbit hole is 
what it was like to be
a teenager forty years ago;
the cultural icons
of the 70s and early 80s;
the upswing of society’s pendulum
to the “Me” zenith of 1983.