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The Monday Morning Memo

I can’t believe this… I have been watching this video non stop for the last 2 days and I read today’s memo…and it’s in the first sentence…Fred and Ginger…I think she may have been my wife in a previous life.

I spoke with my father over the weekend…he is a drummer…he’s 86 years old but still has the mind and brain and memory of a 26 year old…I asked him this question…name 5 things you pay for but never use…number one is ‘insurance’…I did the math obviously…my Ma (Mary Meechan) and my glorious Da (Thomas Brannan McDowall the 3rd)…sometimes the turd…have spent $396,000 on insurance…and never used it once…it’s the biggest ‘peace of mind’ industry in the world…we grew up poor but they spent almost every penny they earned on insurance…we ate stew every day while they went to sleep at night with the comfort that we were all insured…hilarious…

TBMcD III…(I am the IV)…can’t stop being percussive…he drives my 4 wonderful sisters mad…he hits everything with anything he can lay his hands on…I grew up in amazement watching him…a construction worker earning enough money to take care of 6 hungry kids…and using his right hemisphere, every time he got the chance, to hit something and make music…we both played the spoons together on a hilarious Skype exchange last night…

Fred and Ginger use their sexual tension on this one and dance AT each other…it’s tribal…

Only 7 days till we break the bread…

Love you brother…

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“A Democrat is like this really nice aunt that promises to take you to Disney World, but then something else comes up and she never comes through.

A Republican is like this really grumpy uncle and he tells you, ‘There’s no money for Disney World,’ but then you find out he went without you.

A Libertarian is a house cat convinced of his fierce independence while utterly dependent on a system he doesn’t appreciate or understand.

BROTHER BUCK: And what are we?

Brother Buck, you and I are anthropomorphised ducks whose opinions should never be spoken out loud. So be sure you never tell anyone what I just said, okay? Because if you did, all hell would break loose.

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- Friar Duck, talking with Brother Buck in the rabbit hole

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