I’m getting a little worried about the BritWhit. Ever since he and the wizard started working on their upcoming presentation of Rapid Distraction, Theoretical Physics Applied to Hit Songs, he’s been a bit loopy.

The wizard told me this would probably happen and not to worry about it. He said the Whitmeister would recover after the album was fully produced and all the Third Gravitating Bodies were settled in their orbits.

I heard what he was saying and all, but when I saw what Brittington was studying on YouTube, I got worried again. Here it is. You be the judge.

I think Brother Whittington definitely needs a motorcycle so he can go riding in the countryside. Fresh air and nature and all that. You know. Perhaps you’re willing to toss a fifty into the motorcycle fund and then send Daniel@WizardAcademy.org a note of encouragement. But don’t tell him I told you to do it, okay?
– Indy