My Dearest St. Indy,
Oh my! You have been named a Saint. Wikipedia says that means “exemplary model, extraordinary teacher, wonder worker or source of benevolent power.”
Notwithstanding your steampunk top hat, I am impressed.
Uncle Uno told me about you before I left for the uppity Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show. He explained that very few beagles become famous because we’re easily distracted and have a fondness for chasing God’s creatures. He said that you are the most famous beagle on earth and that you guard of a rare, precious rabbit hole visited only by the curious and adventuresome.
Uncle Uno said that if I put my best paw forward and didn’t bark or howl during the show, I might be allowed to meet you.
Did you know my real name is Peyton? They call me “Miss P.” I’m only the second Beagle ever to win “Best in Show” at Westminster! (Uncle Uno was the first in 2008).
My home is Enderby, BC, a lovely small town in the Okanagan Valley of Canada. Did you know we have 131 wineries with over 8,000 acres of vineyards?
St. Indy, so here’s my bribe in the hope of meeting you.
I’m sending you a piece of my Blue Ribbon and a rare bottle of ice wine from my neighborhood.
It’s a numbered, limited edition 2004 Riesling Reserve Icewine from Ex Nihilo Vineyards. Branded SYMPATHY FOR THE DEVIL (licensed by the Rolling Stones), this release is completely sold out.
My friend Gord Leighton will hand deliver it when he comes to the Academy on April 3rd.
I hope my bribe meets with your approval.
I’m just beagle-giddy with excitement about meeting you!
Sniffs and Kisses,
