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The Monday Morning Memo

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Three Versions of History. Pick the one you like best. Be happy with it.

1: America was born when religious-freedom-hungry Pilgrims disembarked the Mayflower in 1620.
2: America was born when a group of rich white guys who didn’t want to pay taxes threw a shipload of tea into Boston Harbor 153 years later, in 1773.
3: America was born 3 years after that when our Declaration of Independence officially announced America’s separation from England.

Beagle_UncleSam_LargeThumbIf you chose version 1, you prefer FOX News.
If you chose version 2, you don’t prefer FOX News.
If you chose version 3, you try to avoid discussions of politics and religion.

Heh, heh, heh.

Indy

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This will be the year I finally convince everyone to abandon New Year’s resolutions in favour of Yule Boasting, the clearly superior tradition.

Allow me to explain. Yule Boasting is an old Norse tradition of getting shitfaced at the winter solstice feast and standing up to proclaim all the great, infamous, and wildly improbable deeds you will perform in the coming year. Can range from an unlikely but technically possible claim, like “I’m going to rob 300 banks”, to something you’d have to bend the laws of the universe to actually accomplish, like “I’m going to punch a god in the dick and steal his horse”. these are not plans. They’re not even goals. They’re the things you’d do in a self-insert superhero fanfic. And honestly all I want this holiday season is for a bunch of friends to go all in on this nonsense with me and hype ourselves up in ways previously unimaginable.

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