The same cognoscenti we heard from last week – a nonny mouse – sent us a comment about the Whole Foods story, above.
Farts like a Cydesdale … awesome line!
Farts are one of life’s universal jokes … regardless of culture, era, age or level of education … a well timed fart in the right place can bring down the house … it’s the raw material of ha ha … farts are funny for kids of all ages … and yes, girls fart and think it’s funny … they only pretend they’re not.
Here’s a little Fart yarn that happened recently in my world.
My brother-in-law is a notorious “Farter” who takes a perverse pleasure from squeezing them off in inappropriate places like elevators … cars … other peoples offices etc…
His patented fart commentary line is “damn, that’s making me hungry”.
He is a burly guy with an ample belly who also doesn’t eat all that healthy … a meat, taters & bread guy while i am notorious for being the Eat-Your-Green-Veggies evangelist in the family.
Recently we had to go on a long drive together with our wives and I farted … (no need to hold ’em in and suffer in silence) … but quietly … (no need to honk to brag, advertise or mark your territory) … sometimes you just need to relieve pressure.
A few moments later my sister-in-law from the back seat barks, “Which one of you sons-a-bitches farted!” and suspecting her husband whacks him on the shoulder.
He grins … licks his finger … raises it to the wind … licks it again and then pronounces… “I taste SPINACH” and points the finger at me.
… Farts, they bring families closer.