BrotherMax - The Monday Morning Memo

“There have been coyote sightings along Mori Point. Typically, coyotes are nocturnal, but it is not uncommon to see them during the day. Merely seeing one is NOT a reason to call the police. However, there are certain behaviors that are cause for alarm. Specifically:

• Coyote carrying a box marked ACME
• Coyote dropping an anvil from a hot air balloon
• Coyote posting signs such as “Detour” or “Free Bird Seed”
• Coyote in possession of a giant magnet
• Coyote in possession of a catapult
• Coyote detonating explosives or TNT
• Coyote launching itself with a giant crossbow

Please contact the police department or animal control if you witness any of the above behaviors.”

- sent to us by Cathy Fleck

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