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The Monday Morning Memo

You can be feeling happier in just 2 minutes! All you have to do is listen to this song.

Farther We Go (A Capella)

Walk Off The Earth
I used to run
Camp in the backyard and
Play in the sun
We couldn’t wait to grow up
Man, we were young
All of the crazy things
We thought we’d become
We were so young
Before mom and dad went gray
Before my friends moved away
I never thought I’d feel this way but I do
Before I knew what it meant
To love somebody you can’t 
Get and fight the voices in your head
That tell you what to do
When did the simple things get so complicated 
When did the future stop feeling so far
When did our lives decide to play out like they did
But we’re getting smarter
The farther and farther we go
The farther and farther we go
The farther and farther we go
We layed in the grass
Talking and holding hands
We thought it would last
All of the things we had
And when I look back
Back on the past someday
Maybe I’ll laugh
We were so young
Before mom and dad went gray
Before my friends moved away
I never thought I’d feel this way but I do
Before I knew what it meant
To try to love someone you can’t
And fight the voices in your head
That tell you what to do
When did the simple things get so complicated
When did the future stop feeling so far
When did our lives decide to play out like they did
But we’re getting smarter
The farther and farther we go
But we’re getting smarter
The farther and farther we go
When did the simple things get so complicated
But we’re getting smarter
The farther and farther we go
When did our lives decide to play out like they did
But we’re getting smarter
The farther and farther we go

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Random Quote:

“I’ve discovered the secret to happiness.

No it’s not religion, drugs, or donating to charity.

It is the 2001 Kia Spectra.

The Spectra is not a car, it is a key that unlocks the door to Enlightenment.

Buddhist monks take vows of celibacy and meditate on top of mountains for their entire lives just to achieve Enlightenment. If only they knew that The Spectra can cut them to the front of that spiritual waiting line faster than a handicapped person at Disneyworld.

But how?

It’s a legitimate-sounding fact that the 2001 Kia Spectra produced one of the most profound philosophical quotes of our time, back in the year two-thousand-and-fourteen A.D., by contemporary theologian T-Swift: “Haters gonna hate.”

Those brave enough to publicly grip the steering wheel of The Spectra are immediately illuminated with a divine light of realization: whether rich or poor; beautiful or ugly; intelligent or Republican; someone is going to hate on you, no matter who you are or what you do.

So screw trying to impress those people. Save some money and drive a 2001 Kia Spectra. Automatic. Like a boss. Because haters gonna hate anyway.

And that, my friends, is the secret to happiness.”

- Asia Gregg, a Wizard of Ads partner

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