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The Monday Morning Memo

January 28, 2008

John and Jane Doe
4321 Happily Thereafter Ave.
Everytown, USA

To the Companies Who Want Our Money,

Yesterday’s selling techniques aren’t working so good. Have you noticed?

We’re betting that your traffic has been trending downward for the past few months. Are we right? (If we’re wrong, keep up the good work. You’re doing all the right things.)

But if your traffic has, in fact, been trending downward, here are some things for you to think about:

Today’s customer expects easy access to information.
And that information includes the price.

Quit trying to romance everything.  Cut the hype. Just say it clean and tight, shoulders back, looking us directly in the eye.

Give us the truth with clarity. Transparency. Openhanded disclosure. Nothing hidden behind your back.

If you tell us about a product or service online and we wonder what it costs and we learn the only way you’ll tell us the price is if we give up our contact information, we think:
 
1.    you’re charging too much and you know it.
2.    you want an opportunity to “overcome our objections” or
3.    you’re planning to contact us and control the conversation with rigged questions
        under the pretense that you’re “consulting” us for our own good.
4.    you want us to give you a credit card number.
5.    you really need to get a clue.

Sorry, we don’t mean to be rude.

You seem to be sincere in your confusion about why traffic is down and we’re just trying to tell you the truth you need to hear.

Yes, it’s partly the economy.

But you’ve also lost touch with the times.

You’ve got reasons for not disclosing your prices. We understand that. You don’t want to give your competitors “the edge” or something or other. But companies with good prices aren’t afraid to share them. In their ads. Over the phone. On their websites. From the housetops.

Or at least that’s how it seems to us.

Have a great 2008.

John and Jane Doe

 

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“From Jung’s perspective, the Bible deals with issues that cannot be reduced to simple formulas, or slogans, or on-the-run question-and-answer catechesis. Its truths cannot be taken as a quick vaccination, once and for all. The issues scripture deals with are far less manageable; at best they can be hinted at. And because it speaks of such realities, it is driven, as Jung would believe, to speak in stories, figures, and symbols. The etymology of the word symbol in fact suggests this.

The word derives from two Greek roots, the prefix sym, which means ‘together,’ and the verb ballein (whence the English word ‘ballistics’) which means ‘to throw.’ Thus a symbol ‘throws’ two things ‘together,’ a subject and the image that seems best equipped to capture its meaning.

From Jung’s standpoint, symbols are the natural language of the soul. We produce symbols spontaneously in our dreams. We produce images and symbols in our everyday speech. From our private doodling to our public art, whether in business advertisements, in scientific journals, in religion and the arts, symbols surface to say what logic and plain speech cannot convey, at least not economically. Furthermore, Jung would say, all of us respond natively to symbols and we all know intuitively how to catch their meaning.”

- Jung and the Bible, Wayne G. Rollins (1983) Chapter 4

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