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The Monday Morning Memo

I do not pretend to be a counselor-at-law,
Or a judge, or a jury from Arkansas,
But my heart does whisper this probing question:
“When did people stop stopping at intersections?”

We heard the words of Moses and foresaw
That we would need to be a nation of Laws.
But Moses did not give us “The 10 Suggestions.”
So why did people stop stopping at intersections?

Do you have a tragic flaw?
Do you look good in-the-raw?
If you want resurrection,
You need to start stopping at intersections.

Do you want sex appeal that makes ice thaw?
Do you want people to look at you with awe?
Do you want to achieve absolute perfection?
Just hit your brakes at the next intersection.

© Roy H. Williams, Tiny Tribe music

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“It was dusk and as the big vessel steamed out of Hakodate harbor, the sun was setting in one quadrant, a full moon was rising in another. On all sides of us, the open water was dotted with tiny wooden boats, each outfitted with luminous painted lanterns whose light was useful for attracting squid. It was as though the gods had plunked me down in the middle of a Hokusai wood-block print from the early nineteenth century. A solitary figure on the uppermost deck was playing a flute, ethereally, wistfully, as if coaxing the stars to come out of hiding, and, heart drumming an earthy accompaniment, my deep attraction to Japanese culture was rekindled.”

- Tom Robbins, Tibetan Peach Pie, p. 264-265

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