My name is Poutine,
and nothin’ about me is routine,
I just want to say “How do you do.”

She looked at me like a queen,
all quiet and serene,
and she said Poutine,
You’re lookin’ mighty lean,
You’re lookin’ mighty lean and clean.

And if you don’t mind me sayin’,
and if you don’t mind me sayin’,
and if you don’t mind me sayin’ it’s true,
you don’t look like you have
a mean bone in you.

“You don’t look like you have
a mean bone in you.”

So I ask you Poutine,
Is there somethin’ unforeseen,
going on in-between those little ears?

I ain’t got time to cry no tears.
I ain’t got time to cry no tears.
I ain’t got time to cry no tears. 

I said “Miss Molly McSween,
I got nothin’ behind the scene,
And I promise by everything green
I’m not a liar. 

So if I’m lying to you,
or saying things that are not true,
I’ll drink kerosene,
And pee on a brush fire.

She said, “Well let’s not be hasty,
Let’s not be rash.
I’d like to have something tasty.
Do you have any cash?

I said, I’ll take you to dinner,
anywhere you’d like to go,
and then we can see a movie,
or maybe watch a show,

And then let’s get married!
and have us a bunch of kids!
And ladies and gentlemen
that’s what we did.

I said Molly let’s get married!
and have a bunch of kids!
And ladies and gentlemen
that’s what we did!

And ladies and gentlemen
that’s what we did.

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