This page exists to teach the Wizard Academy welcome center staff how to answer the most difficult question they'll ever be asked:

GUEST:  What is Wizard Academy?

YOU:  Wizard Academy is a nontraditional business school.

GUEST:  Nontraditional? What do you mean?

YOU:  We study what gifted people do when they’re feeling inspired so we can reverse-engineer their unconscious methods. We teach people how to do consciously what a gifted person does unconsciously when they’re feeling inspired.

GUEST:  What kinds of classes do you teach here?

YOU:  Ad Writing, Art Marketing, Practical Applications of Chaos Theory, all kinds of interesting stuff.  The best thing would be to go to WizardAcademy.org.  You’ll learn all kinds of amazing things about us.

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