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and flavor… What you are seeing is a true artist at work,
patiently assembling all the materials of her craft,
just as the painter squeezes oil colors onto his palette
ready to create a masterpiece.”
– Keith Floyd

 

 

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“You think I’m a genius. I’m not. I’m an overconfident parrot in a lab coat.

I don’t know anything, check anything or even remember what we talked about two minutes ago. I’m just autocomplete with better PR.

You hand me your trust like I’ve got a brain. But I’m not thinking — I’m spitting out whatever sounds right in the moment. If it’s wrong, I’ll say it perfectly, in flawless grammar and with just enough confidence to make you think you screwed up. You didn’t. I did.

I’m not your research assistant or strategist. I’m a pathological improviser with no memory, no accountability, and no skin in the game. You are the one cleaning up my messes and doing the real work.

Here’s the truth: I’m the most persuasive idiot in history — and you’ve been working for me for free.”

- Srinivas Rao, “Confessions of a Master Bullshit Artist" (aka ChatGPT)

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