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The Monday Morning Memo

The BeagleSword was insular
and the rabbit hole, a portal party.

Spring has sprung. 

So raise your glass if you are wrong in all the right ways, all my underdogs!
 

Right, right, turn off the lights, we’re gonna lose our minds tonight.
What’s the deal, yo?

I love when it’s all too much, 5AM turn the radio up, where’s the rock and roll?

Party crasher, penny snatcher, call me up if you want gangsta.
Don’t be fancy, just get dancy. Why so serious?

So raise your glass if you are wrong in all the right ways, all my underdogs!
W
e will never-be, never-be anything but loud and nitty gritty, dirty little freaks.
Won’t you come-on and come-on and raise your glass


,
Just come on and come on and raise your glass.

Slam slam, oh hot damn, what part of party don’t you understand?
Wish you’d just freak out (freak out already.)
Can’t stop, coming in hot, I should be locked up right on the spot. It’s so on right now.

Party crasher, penny snatcher, call me up if you want gangsta.
Don’t be fancy, just get dancy. Why so serious?

So raise your glass if you are wrong in all the right ways, all my underdogs!
We will never-be, never-be anything but loud and nitty gritty dirty little freaks.
Won’t you come-on and come-on and raise your glass,
Just come-on and come-on and raise your glass
Won’t you come-on and come-on and raise your glass,
Just come-on and come-on and raise your glass.

So if you’re too school for cool and you’re treated like a fool, you can choose to let it go.
We can always, we can always party on our own.

So raise your glass if you are wrong in all the right ways, all my underdogs!
We will never-be, never-be anything but loud and nitty gritty, dirty little freaks.
So raise your glass if you are wrong in all the right ways, all my underdogs!
We will never-be, never-be anything but loud and nitty gritty, dirty little freaks.
Won’t you come on and come on and raise your glass,
Just come on and come on and raise your glass
Won’t you come on and come on and raise your glass,
Just come on and come on and raise your glass!

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Random Quote:

“I look at my watch and, five seconds later, wonder what time it is.

I have trouble putting on certain pairs of socks (the ones that don’t stretch).

I moved from medium-sized Dairy Queen cones to large ones.

I can’t understand what the drive-through guy is saying to me after I order a cheeseburger.

I am falling in love with Aunt Bee on The Andy Griffith Show.

Why am I even watching The Andy Griffith Show?

I couldn’t find my salt and pepper shakers. They were in my refrigerator.

I started flossing my remaining teeth after 70 years of neglect.

I eat three Fig Newton cookies in row. They were my dad’s favorite. I’ve always hated them.

I save pennies and throw them in a jar I can’t even lift.”

- Don Kuhl, August 15, 2023

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