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The Monday Morning Memo

A Note from Count Rostov

Dear Roy,

I’m pulling out all the stops.
I’m winding this old organ up till the stained glass windows shatter.
I’m going at it with all I’ve got, because I haven’t got anything else and I’m forty-four and starting again at life.

This time, the writer’s life.

This writing thing has to work. I’m writing in English and Russian, I’m doing autobiographical stories, and business/management pieces, I’m pouring out terrible poems, I’m writing a novel in Russian, I’m experimenting with short-form sketches, SOMETHING HAS GOT TO STICK.

Any assistance much appreciated.

Yours, etc.

Ambassador W.

[Roy and Pennie have known “The real Count Rostov” for many years.
Below is a 90-second video of the Count and Sasha at home on
a Sunday afternoon with friends who are visiting.
This video is more than 11 years old.]

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Random Quote:

“

House Cat, Alley Cat

My friend Jeffrey admits he is a house cat.
No shame in it. It’s a natural consequence
of his upbringing. I’m an alley cat.
I was brought up differently.

When a house cat purchases
something too big for his car,
he dials his alley cat friend
who owns a pickup.

Alley cats know
how to change motor oil,
install a hot water heater,
cut firewood with a chainsaw,
and they have a key that will open
every padlock.

It looks exactly like
a pair of bolt cutters.

House cats know
how to avoid fistfights.
Alley cats know
how to win them.

House cats know
the best places to eat,
the best shows to see,
the best books to read, and
they can solve any problem
with a phone call.

House cats
give alley cats
access to refinement.

Alley cats
throw open the door
to let house cats see
a different kind
of hidden world.

“

- Roy H. Williams, July 20, 2017

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