I had taken my seat on the airplane when a young man wearing a maroon jacket sat down in front of me. The school insignia on his jacket was ATM, all in capitals, but with the T in the middle somewhat larger than the A and M. This young man wanted us to know that he attended Texas Agricultural and Mechanical college, famous for its veterinarians and engineers.

Minutes later, a bright red jacket emblazoned with a large white H came walking down the aisle. It took the seat next to A&M.

A&M looked at H and said, “Where do y’all go to school at?”

H responded, “I attend a university that teaches its students never to end a sentence with a preposition.”

Chastened, the boy from A&M smiled and said, “I see my mistake and I thank you for correcting me. I now realize I should properly have said, ‘Where do y’all go to school at, Asshole.”
– Indy Beagle