“Twenty-six miles. No one believed I could do it. I ran the first 2 miles, jogged the next 12, walked for 10 more and then stepped on a nail. I saw the point of it come out the top of my shoe. Luckily, it went through that little web of flesh between two of my toes. I had to crawl the last 2 miles. How my knee bled when I crossed the line!”
[sporting goods store]

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