A man’s greatness is determined by where, and how, he pees.
And how can a man be truly Magnificent if a woman is constantly telling him he’s doing it wrong?
“You left the seat down”
“You sprinkled everywhere!”
Leave all that behind, by peeing right out front.
A man is nothing if he is not Bold and Forward-Looking
Isn’t it time you pee that way, in the comfort of your own home?
Step right up. Drop trou. And Let ‘er rip.
You’ll feel stronger as it flows.
You’ll think higher thoughts as your bladder level lowers.
You’ll become more caring as your warmth of relief expands.
You will… set.. yourself….. free.
The Lux-Urinator 5000, Special Enlightenment Edition.
It’s yours for $500
And an industrial size pallet of Pee-freshening urinal cakes, a 60month supply, for just $149.
Because peeing like a nobleman should smell as good as it feels.
Get the Lux-Urinator 5000 for your home today.
She might fight you as you install it.
….But she’ll thank you Tomorrow.. for being a Better Kind of Man.