The following definitions
were written by a man
who died in 1880:
ART: Leads to poverty.
What use is it since machines
can make things better and quicker?
BASIS (OF SOCIETY): property,
the family, religion, respect for authority.
Show anger if these are attacked.
BEETHOVEN: Don’t pronounce Beatoven.
Be sure to swoon when one of his works
is being played.
BIRD: Wish you were one, saying with a sigh:
“Oh, for a pair of wings!”
This shows a poetic soul.
BLONDES: Hotter than brunettes. (See BRUNETTES.)
BOOK: Always too long, whatever the subject.
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