I made it up.
Play That Funky Music, White Boy
was actually made famous by an all-white band.
When I first saw this video, I thought it was a gag.
I kept waiting for the “real” singers to walk onstage,
push the lip-synching frat boys off the stage and take over the song.
I’ll be back in a minute.
I’m going to go pee on a frat boy’s car tire.