U.S. Attorney General Robert Kennedy
was complaining to his brother,
President John F. Kennedy,
about the director of the FBI,
(J. Edgar Hoover) calling Hoover
“a pain in the butt.”
The charming John F.
walked into the presidential bathroom
and returned with a tube of Preparation H.
Handing the tube to his brother, he said,
“Rub a little of this on him
and he’ll disappear.”
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