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Like I was sayin’, just down the street and around the corner.

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“I told my son, ‘You will marry the girl I choose.’

He said, ‘NO!’

I told him, ‘She is Bill Gates’ daughter.’

He said, ‘OK.’

I called Bill Gates and said, ‘I want your daughter to marry my son.’

Bill Gates said, ‘NO.’

I told Bill Gates, ‘My son is the CEO of World Bank’

Bill Gates said, ‘OK.’

I called the President of World Bank and asked him to make my son the CEO.

He said, ‘NO.’

I told him, ‘My son is Bill Gates’ son-in-law.’

He said, ‘OK.’

This is how politics works.”

- Brian Brushwood

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Austin, TX 78737
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