This is the sub from LOST.
It was the only way on and off the island, remember?
There are 3 reasons Wizzo didn’t buy it for the campus of
Wizard Academy, America’s Island of Independent Thought.

1. It’s 10 ft. tall and 8 ft. wide and 25 ft. long and would
have had to be shipped to Texas from Hawaii.
2. It wasn’t a great fit the the campus, stylistically.
3. Made of fiberglass, it would have quickly
deteriorated in the Texas summer sun.

But you can be sure he bought the hot air balloon.
Wizzo has been looking for a cool way to acknowledge
The Wizard of Oz. This balloon from LOST is exactly that.
He also bought 4 other really cool things, too, but we’ll wait
until the Tower Grand Gala to pull the veil off those.

You really should check out
Portals and the 12 Languages of the Mind
2 days/3 nights – Sept. 21-22

Aroo.