The BeagleSword was “no collar”
and the rabbit hole was dumbfounded
by Glenn Beck’s unconscionable,
unAmerican announcement.
Sorry. I’ll try to be in a
happier mood next week.
Aroo.
Indiana Beagle
People in Idaho were urged to sign a petition
demanding strict control or total elimination of
dihydrogen monoxide since it:
1. can cause excessive sweating and vomiting
2. is a major component in acid rain
3. can cause severe burns in its gaseous state
4. can kill you if inhaled
5. contributes to erosion
6. decreases effectiveness of automobile brakes
7. has been found in tumors of terminal cancer patients
Of the 150 people who were
asked to support a ban of the chemical,
asked to support a ban of the chemical,
143 signed the petition.
6 weren’t sure.
1 knew that dihydrogen monoxide is water.
6 weren’t sure.
1 knew that dihydrogen monoxide is water.