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Dear WalMart, Target, HomeDepot, and all other stores that have self checkout – You are almost exclusively self-checkout now. The last time I was there, you had a lady stopping everyone at the exit, checking receipts.

I didn’t choose to participate in that nonsense, so I just skipped the exit line and left. I heard her saying “Sir, Uh, Sir” as I kept walking and raised the receipt above my head, leaving the store.

You can either trust me to do self-checkout, or you can put your cashiers back in place like it used to be. I’m not interested in proving that I did your job for you. You want me to be a cashier with no training, then that’s your problem not mine. Don’t audit me for a position you refuse to employ any longer.

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All of us

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