If you’d like to see your company in the rabbit hole, please send all appropriate details to my assistant
Andrew Harrison at Andrew@WizardOfAds.com And be sure to specify what you’re offering as a bribe.
[Note: the Wizard has prohibited me from accepting cash. Besides, cash ain’t my thang anyway.]
Enclosed, please find a custom made, full upper denture.
Although your mug is attractive, think how gorgeous you’ll be with your new smile. Talk about animal magnetism. Wowzah!
- Smiling radiates confidence and you’re instantly perceived as more attractive and more easily approachable. (Hmmm…perhaps more dates during mating season?)
- Smiling releases endorphins into your system, giving you a natural high, making you feel vibrant and vigorous. (Imagine the scent you’ll leave behind now.)
- The muscles used in smiling provide a natural facelift, making you look years younger. (And that’s important when you consider “dog years.”)
- And in business, smiling people have a much higher rate of promotion than those who don’t. (Just think…you could be starring in a Super Bowl commercial next year!)
Perhaps now you will.