Of course there's a dog heaven.

Sheesh.

By the way, I got your fortune cookie.

Yes, the beagle knows all.

As an example, I know
the BeagleSword for today was “Backwards”
and the rabbit hole was about Magical Realism.

One more thing: I told you a few weeks ago that the wizard created the rabbit hole to give readers the opportunity to isolate themselves into a self-selected group of insiders.

Well, today is payday.
This is your insider's advance notice
of a new class that's just too cool for words.

It's magic and it's real:
Michele Miller, America's most sought-after
consultant on Marketing to Women, is going to invest
6 weeks to train a group of 10 students. 
It's a live, online course facilitated by telephone bridge
and computer interconnect. This class will likely sell out from just this announcement in the rabbit hole.  If any of the 10 openings are left next Monday, the wizard will announce this unprecedented opportunity in the Monday Morning Memo where an additional 39,000 readers will see it.

It's just $800 for first-time students.
$400 for Acadgrads.

If you study long, you study wrong.
Don't get caught lookin' out the window.
If you snooze, you lose.
Etcetera.

Aroo.

PS – Here's 40 seconds of magic for you.
Remember this when you wander into next week's rabbit hole.