Last week I said I would tell you
why the wizard puts so much work
into the rabbit hole each week,
even though he knows it's read
by only a tiny percentage
of Monday Morning Memo readers:

He's creating an inner circle
of self-selected insiders.

The rabbit hole is where
the wizard expects to find
the brightest and best of his readers.
Frankly, I think he's right.
You and I are here, aren't we?

When I showed you my new flatcap last week
I said there would be a reward if you
found me wearing it this week. You did.
So here's your reward and a bonus reward:

1. Early registration opportunity
for a not-yet-announced first-time class
that will be strictly limited to 14 students,
all of whom will be staying at Engelbrecht House
for 3 days and 4 nights.

2. 72-hour AcadGrad status
for readers who are not yet Wizard Academy alumni.
(From 12:01AM Monday, Oct 13
until midnight Wednesday, October 15.)
What this means is you can
register for a class at WizardAcademy.org
and click the “Yes” button when the registration sheet asks if you are a graduate. This will get you a 50 percent discount off the price of all classes. (We've disabled the software that checks your click against our graduate list for a period of 72 hours.) Then, after you've completed your first class, you really will be a graduate!
Arooo! Aroo-Aroooo!