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Hey there Indy,
Please find attached a Halo as my bribal-offering to you this week.
I know that you are fond of the many lids that you sport, so here is one so unique that my friend, Google Search, informed me that only 810 people are recognized as actually wearing one.
And as I realize that you are not to be considered on the same terms as those who actually gave their lives in the service of the savior, I do recognize that you have inspired me personally – on many occasions – in my own services to others. You really would not believe how many times the Rabbit Hole has inspired my thoughts and my prayers.
The other day I was with my dad who returned to the house he sold last year. He dug up a Saint Joseph from out of its front yard. He had buried that statue of the saint upside down to get his house to sell. It sold. He just now remembered to go get his St. Joseph.
I think of you as “Saint Indy” every time I look at the ever-so-cool dog tag you sent me years ago. I still carry it on my key chain. Every time I see it, I’m reminded that you are my patron saint of the Rabbit Hole Tribe.
Don’t worry. I promise not to bury you.
I don’t think I have any authority to canonize anyone for anything but I hope you will wear the Halo proudly my friend as you have earned it in a round about sort of way.