Is he still lookin' at me?
Gee, the way he's actin'
you'd think no one had ever
peed on his leg before.
The BeagleSword was Happiness
and the rabbit hole was Time Travel
which is obviously possible
as evidenced by this photo of myself
that I took when I traveled to the Jurassic era.
Last thoughts on time travel:
Just the other day I heard the wizard say,
“The person who doesn't believe in time travel has never laid on their back on a summer's day in a field of grass with their eyes closed.”
The Wiz gets downright literary
when you turn your back on him.
Sometimes he wears me out.