Season 1, episode 8

90% Tempranillo, 5% Graciano and 5% Garnacha from Rioja, Spain, this wine is flashy and sad and it’s got a funkier rhythm than Catholic birth control. This is some gitdown Motown blues, that’s what this wine is. Uh-huh. You know what I’m sayin’.
Now my man Al Green is gonna sing you the STORY of this wine in all its sad glory, sad like a leprechaun who recently lost his Irish accent when it fell out o’the watch pocket of his clover green waistcoat. Sad like a frog on a freeway with his hopper stuck. Sad like a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.
Sad like Prince Poppycock singing Tears of a Clown.