Season 1, episode 9
 

I would be breaking the rules, if in fact, there were any rules, by reviewing two different wines at once. But I am the Beagle and I do as I plaease (that’s the Old English spelling, as in Beowulf,) so I shall now proceed without further apology:

This first wine seemed exotic because of the label and the name, but
the music of it was like knives being sharpened against each other by an apprentice cutter of meat; slightly more appealing than fingernails scraping a chalkboard; I don’t mean to be rude.

I had almost come to the conclusion, 
“you get what you pay for,” and that would have broken my little beagle heart, but then I poured the Tahuan down the drain and opened the second, Alpataco,
from Patagonia.
I shall now play the music from that second bottle.

Click the video and taste Alpataco.
Aroo, Aroo, 
and Aroo.

Indiana Beagle

PS – I found mine at Costco. If you don’t find any, that’s because I bought it all for Wizard Academy.