He couldn't sell tacos so
somebody had to give him a job.
I told him he could be my bodyguard.
He's little, but I like him.
His Spanish buddies call him
“Pecar de Triunfalismo.”
I just call him Pecar.
The BeagleSword was News Weasel
and the rabbit hole theme was Tower.
(Did you notice the weird undercurrent of fear and impending violence?
I'm not sure where it came from or what the wizard meant by it.)
If you have a couple more minutes you can spare,
you should watch the slide show of Elliot Erwitt.