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The Monday Morning Memo

Twenty-five years ago
my friend Richard Exley read me some words I've ever forgotten. Here they are:

If I had my life to live over, I’d try to make more mistakes next time. I would relax. I would limber up. I would be sillier than I have been on this trip. I would be crazier. I would be less hygienic. I would take more chances. I would take more trips. I would climb more mountains, swim more rivers, watch more sunsets.

I would eat more ice cream and less beans.

I would have more real troubles and fewer imaginary ones. You see, I am one of these people who lives prophylactically and sensibly and sanely, hour after hour, day after day.

Oh, I have had my moments and, if I had it to do over again, I’d have more of them. In fact, I’d try to have nothing else – just moments, one after another, instead of living so many years ahead each day.

I have been one of those people who never goes anywhere without a thermometer, a hot water bottle, a gargle, a raincoat and a parachute.

If I had it to do over again, I would go and do and travel lighter.

If I had my life to live over, I would start barefooted earlier in the spring and stay that way until later in the fall. I would play hooky more. I would ride on more merry-go-rounds.

I’d pick more daisies.

These words have been attributed to Nadine Stair, Don Herold, an unnamed monk and countless other authors. The only person I’m sure didn’t write them is me.
– Roy H. Williams

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Milk-thistle is an example of a word where the tongue barely moves.

Basilica is an example of a word where the movement involved is like a seesaw.

Opium as a word is circular to say.

To say a word like Violence involves a bit of a forced pause in the mouth where the o connecting the syllables is.

Etymologists trace the word’s history.
Poets feel the word’s impact.
Singers listen to the word’s musicality.
Linguists tell the word to go this way and that way.
And the word is gracious to all in return

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