Jacob “Box Wine” Harrison,
a Wizard of Ads staff writer and dangerous cohort of
Devin “Spray Tan” Wright, just a few minutes after he learned that one of his TV ads would be aired during the SuperBowl in a major market.
FOX Television wanted his ad (below) to air so badly that they approached us with an utterly unprecedented offer.
Our client is happy.
Harrison is happy.
The Wizard is happy.
Everyone, be happy.