Carpenters Superstar - The Monday Morning Memo

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I ordered a funny throw-blanket for the couch. It has a raccoon on it, and it says, ‘Be gay, do crime,’ and for some reason, that makes me laugh. Also, you can never have too many blankets. So, there’s that.

I feel like I’m ahead of the curve here, but it’s not all fun and games. Back pain is a very real thing. But I’m pretty sure that’s just a quirk of being forced to carry the unseemly weight of my own existence everywhere I go. I haven’t checked my mail in weeks, so I’ve probably broken at least one (1) law as a result. Also, pretty much everything gives me a hangover? And, if I’m honest, I didn’t really see that one coming. And it sucks.

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- Jonathan Edward Durham, writing in his Patreon blog about being 'middle age' at 37, July 28, 2025

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