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Monday Morning Memo

Vaudeville BeagleSword

Aloha talks Enchantment

Bali and Friar Duck Riff

Bali and Soup

Jeff Secondorf MMRadio

Jeff Seckendorf draws a clear distinction between experts, and experts who can teach. Whether it’s scuba diving, aerial acrobatics, brain surgery, or auto repair, Jeff Seckendorf can not only teach the subject, but he can train others to teach it as well. His secret is allowing others to be the subject-matter experts, while he zeros in on the process […]

Indy Beagle and Tom Fishburne

Les talks about the Short

“Sales activation is any kind of marketing activity which is intended to evoke a fairly immediate response from the consumer. For long term growth, you need something different, and that’s brand-building. Brand-building is any kind of marketing communications that are intended to produce long term changes in human behavior by creating long term memories.” “Our […]

Johnny Molson talks about Les Binet

Joe Cocker_Billy Preston_Patti LaBelle

Nothin from Nothin

Cat Wakes Dog

The Good The Bad and Friar Duck

Carlin on Soft Language

Ryan Chute Seen in the Wild

Seen in the Wild Hey Andrew,I wanted to share with you a compliment you received in an affinity group I’m in. I want you to know how proud I am to be represented along side you, Andrew. You are a true testament to the Wizard of Ads and the very best that we stand for. If you ever […]

Bootsie Complains about Being Faded

Indy BeagleSword Bootsie and Friar Duck

We asked William Hackett-Jones, Wizard Academy’s Official Ambassador to Russia, what the guys are saying at the beginning of the video. He answered, A lot of nothing, really.“Come on”“Hurry up”Then the bloke in the middle says “This is judgement day.” And that’s about it.

Two Dudes and Mick Torbay

Let’s be honest, you can’t always answer the phone and that is especially true if you are a small owner-operated business.  I work with a client just like this in Canada.  Stadium Property Stars.  The owner is awesome, works very hard and loves his customers.  He makes every effort to answer every single call without […]

Two Dudes with Indy and Indian Chief

Indy Reveals Verb Avalanche

Sean Dowdell MMRadio

Club Tattoo currently has six locations, including a booming tattoo studio at the Planet Hollywood Resort & Casino in Las Vegas. Their artists have inked or pierced hundreds of celebrities, including musicians Blake Shelton and Miley Cyrus, actors Ewan McGregor and Chrissy Metz, and athletes Héctor Sanchez, Amar’e Stoudemire, and Frank Trigg. Sean Dowdell, The Tattooed […]

Cat Whacks Dog

Mrs Hippie

What Did Covid do to Friends?

What Did Covid Do to Friends? Below is the second paragraph of a very interesting story published by The Survey Center on American Life

Indy is still Emperor

Indy instructs Bootsie and Friar Duck

Friar Duck gets Ducky

Bootsie Makes an Observation

Indys Pool Party

2 Dudes Bruce Furniture

The Wizard of Ads wrote “Banter as a Tool for Selling” for Radio Ink magazine. He then had the Two Dudes record it. Click here to read and Listen.

Atheist Describes Dying

 

Scott Hamilton

Friar Duck and Shame

Gonzalez_Ruben_MMRadio

Major Oak and Tiny Tribe

Robin Hood Arrow Found

Read the story, watch the video.

BeagleSword Meet Friar Duck

Mardi Gras

Claude Jeter joins Paul Simon in “Take Me to the Mardi Gras”

Loves Me Like a Rock

Loves Me Like a Rock  

Swan Silvertones Bridge Over Troubled Water

Paul Simon later met Claude Jeter face-to-face and gave him a check for inspiring Bridge Over Troubled Water. Three years later he hired Jeter to sing the falsetto background vocal on “Take Me to the Mardi Gras,” a song on his 1973 album.

Paul Simon explains the origin of Bridge Over Troubled Waters

da Vinci and Perpetual Motion

Perpetual Motion Scam

In 1812, Charles Redheffer devised a machine he claimed could keep moving forever without ever being touched or otherwise aided. His machine had a gravity-driven pendulum with a large horizontal gear on the bottom. A smaller gear interlocked with the larger one. Both the large gear and the shaft were able to rotate separately. Placed […]

Hot Tea

“On September 11, 1660, Samuel Pepys tried a new hot beverage for the first time, recording in his diary: ‘And afterwards I did send for a cup of tee (a China drink), of which I never had drank before.’ Whether he liked it or not Pepys didn’t say, which is a shame, as it is […]

Steinbeck Splatterings from Beautiful Thoughts

Cezanne before his death

Cezanne’s Card Players sold for $274 million in 2011, making it the most expensive painting ever sold, a record that held until the sale of Salvator Mundi, which was supposedly painted by Leonardo da Vinci. Cezanne’s Bouilloire et Fruits sold for $52 million at Christie’s in 2019.  Cezanne’s Nature Morte de Peches et Poires brought $28.2 million at Christie’s in […]

The Gardener of Cezanne

MMRadio_David Shapiro

Indys Tiny Tribe visits Charlottesville

BeagleSword Haggard Splashes of Beauty

Picasso referred to Cézanne as “the father of us all” and claimed him as “my one and only master!” Other painters such as Edgar Degas, Pierre-Auguste Renoir, Paul Gauguin, Kasimir Malevich, Georges Rouault, Paul Klee, and Henri Matisse acknowledged Cézanne’s genius. – WIKIPEDIA

Indy Van Gogh

Prof. Steven Pinker, Harvard

The idea that children are passive repositories to be shaped by their parents has been massively overstated. A child’s peer group is a far greater determinant of its development and achievements than parental aspiration.

Genetic Meat

See and hear it for yourself at https://goodmeat.co

Karmann Ghia

Wizard of Ads partner Paul Boomer offers some sage advice about what to do when you get stuck on a goal. What triggered Paul’s flash of brilliance was the wizard’s Monday Morning Memo and my Rabbit Hole for July 12, 2021. – Indy Beagle

Mona Ghia

Mona Leah

Indy with Shovel and dirt

Politics at the Zenith of a We

Perceptions of the Outside World

Andrew Heaton New Book

Indy, we’ve come to that time where I call upon you for a favor, knowing full well that it means I’ll probably have to help you bury a body someday, no questions asked. I’m willing to make that bargain. Today is the day my book comes out: Los Angeles is Hideous: Poems About An Ugly […]

Jamie Futrell

God Made the Sun

<a href=”https://bradwhittington.bandcamp.com/album/wunderfool-kids-stuff”>Wunderfool Kid's Stuff by Brad Whittington</a>

MMRadio Helen Yu

Indy Talks Weird Science

Indy and Jesus

Indy and the Manifest Ham

“Is that ham processed?If it’s processed, I don’t want it.” “Ma’am, that is an eleven pound whole slab of deli ham. It has no bones, fat, or connective tissue.  It is an amalgamation of the meat of several pigs, emulsified, liquified, strained, and ultimately inexorably joined in an unholy meat obelisk. God had no hand […]

Manley and the Boom Chacalaca

Micheles Front Yard

Meet Michele Miller-Nelson and increase your sales to female customers.

Bootsies Grandpa in WWII

Read about Gunner, Bootsie’s Grandpa, at War History Online

101 Things Paper Master

Operationalize What Brian Said

STEP ONE: Distribute these 2 sheets. STEP TWO: Deliver the speech below: Ted Leonsis was on a little commuter airplane that lost the ability to use its wing flaps and landing gear. Faced with death, Ted wrote a bucket list of 101 things that he promised himself he would do if he lived. Start to […]

Employee Retention

Mandy Hale isn’t a business writer, but she may have written the best piece of business advice, ever. “To make a difference in someone’s life, you don’t have to be brilliant, rich, beautiful, or perfect. You just have to care.” Your employees need to know you care. Something that makes me happy every time I […]

Choreographed by Indy Beagle

Goddesses

Jay Mistry Photo

Meet Jay Mistry!

Indy and Billy Collins on Reading

Happy 4th

4 America Personas

A Unique Application of Personas George Packer believes the people of the United States see Four Different Americas. Each of these Americas is a “persona” crafted to fit personal values and beliefs. According to George…   “Free America” believes the purpose of government is to secure individual rights and little else. Consumer capitalism and the elevation […]

Indy and Ray

MMRadio Scott Mautz

The Four Americas

“Nations, like individuals, tell stories in order to understand what they are, where they come from, and what they want to be. National narratives, like personal ones, are prone to sentimentality, grievance, pride, shame, self-blindness. There is never just one – they compete and constantly change. The most durable narratives are not the ones that […]

Shakespeare Story 9

You and I decide to wander around Cambridge in 1609, the year that George Herbert entered Trinity College and came to the attention of King James. Indy Beagle, upon hearing of our journey, decides to go with us. We wander first into The Eagle and the Child, a pub in Cambridge that William Shakespeare was known […]

Shakespeare Story 8

You and I decide to wander around Cambridge in 1609, the year that George Herbert entered Trinity College and came to the attention of King James. Indy Beagle, upon hearing of our journey, decides to go with us. We wander first into The Eagle and the Child, a pub in Cambridge that William Shakespeare was known […]

Shakespeare Story 7

You and I decide to wander around Cambridge in 1609, the year that George Herbert entered Trinity College and came to the attention of King James. Indy Beagle, upon hearing of our journey, decides to go with us. We wander first into The Eagle and the Child, a pub in Cambridge that William Shakespeare was known […]

Shakespeare Story 6

You and I decide to wander around Cambridge in 1609, the year that George Herbert entered Trinity College and came to the attention of King James. Indy Beagle, upon hearing of our journey, decides to go with us. We wander first into The Eagle and the Child, a pub in Cambridge that William Shakespeare was known […]

Shakespeare Story 5

The slosh of the remnants being thrown out. The annoying clanking of the mugs being unceremoniously placed in their starting lineup for the coming evening’s encore performance. Through blurry eyes, Shakespeare considers. What happened? One thought leads to another. More importantly, what will happen?  What stories are there yet untold, yet undiscovered?  As he gently […]

Shakespeare Story 4

Good evening to you my dear friend,  You asked in your recent letter whether I remembered what happened that night we met Shakespeare and I certainly do, since only a small cup of the Italian was left when I arrived.  However, I considered it my great honour to be a part of such a historic […]

Shakespeare Story 3

Indy & Elroy discover later that morning, when they stumble back to the Bird & Baby for some meat pie and a mug of mead, that the gent, who they presumed was William Shakespeare, was actually his cousin Wally Shakespeare.  A notoriously bad playwright but a delightful conversationalist and noted for plagiarizing others quotes.  They […]

Shakespeare Story 2

The bartender doesn’t flinch. “Barkeep!” bellowed Shakespeare, “the good Italian, I say”. Annoyed the bartender looks up and stops. Eyes on us, he slowly reaches under the counter, bringing forth a rather large, ornate jug.  A big man, he waddles over to the table. He starts to set the jug down but hesitates.  “I don’t […]

Brett Weaver Voice Acting

BeagleSword Rat Race

Story 1_Cambridge 1609

You and I decide to wander around Cambridge in 1609, the year that George Herbert entered Trinity College and came to the attention of King James. Indy Beagle, upon hearing of our journey, decides to go with us. We wander first into The Eagle and the Child, a pub in Cambridge that William Shakespeare was known […]

Guy on a Buffalo 3

The wizard said, “Before I begin, I want to make sure the mic is working.” I walked over to the stand, looked out at the crowd, and said, “If your name is Michael, please stand up.” Two dudes stood up. I announced, “That concludes the mike check.” And then I looked at the wizard and gave […]

Wendell Berry and Peace

Introducing Guy on a Buffalo

Back in the days when the wizard was dating the Princess in Broken Arrow, Oklahoma, about 45 years ago, some guys made a really bad movie about a guy on a buffalo. Then in 2011, some awesome guys in Austin took some clips from that now-copyright-expired movie and wrote 4 short songs to go with […]

Guy on a Buffalo 4

Your Shadow

Preview Reading of September Twelfth

The book will be available for sale in August. If you’d like a signed first edition (at no additional cost), this is your secret spot.  

September Twelfth

The book will be available for sale in August. If you’d like a signed first edition (at no additional cost), this is your secret spot.  

Triple Portal by Erik Cudd

Indys Tiny Tribe introduces Covid Ads

It began with a question from a student during the most recent monthly Q & A webcast of Wizard Academy: Hey Guys- I’ve got a tough commercial to write and could use some direction. I have been working with our local Health Department on writing Covid Commercials.  I’m stuck on the latest commercial because of […]

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