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The Monday Morning Memo

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At The Top Of the Stairs

In the Welcome Center at Wizard Academy “Sir! Sir! The stairs are closed.” Those little girls were right. The sign on the pole in the middle of the stairs said, “Stairs are closed.” And I was clearly climbing them. I smiled at the pair. “Don’t worry,” I said, “I own the stairs.” Their eyes grew big […]

When Men Retire

I know what happens when men retire. I’ve seen it time and again. I do not know what happens when women retire. Perhaps they are plagued by the same maladjustments, discomforts and discontentment as men, but I doubt it. As Michele Miller points out in her fabulous audiobook, The Natural Advantages of Women, females of our […]

Tom Robbins

Hemingway_Pamplona

“Pamplona is no place to bring your wife. The odds are all in favor of her getting ill, hurt or wounded or at least jostled and wine squirted over her, or of losing her; maybe all three. If anybody could do Pamplona successfully it would be Carmen and Antonio but Antonio would not bring her. […]

Jeff Jobs and Steve Bezos Harmonicats

Steve Bezos plays harmony harmonica between Jeff Jobs and Jerry Murad in a band called Harmonicats. Everyone knows that. People who live in grass houses shouldn’t stow thrones. Don’t know the parable of the Caribbean king whose grass hut was too small for his bed and his throne? To solve his problem, the king rigged […]

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Bad Dog Mirth

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Harmonicats

Steve Bezos plays harmony harmonica between Jeff Jobs and Jerry Murad in a band called Harmonicats. Everyone knows that. People who live in grass houses shouldn’t stow thrones, Bob. Don’t know the parable of the Caribbean king whose grass hut was too small for his bed and his throne? To solve his problem, the king […]

Bob Lepine Jedi Mind Trick

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Happy Valentines Day Wendy

It was Dark Inside the Wolf

“It was Dark Inside the Wolf” “It was dark inside the wolf,” is how Margaret Atwood believes the story might have opened. Emily Dickinson would agree. “Tell all the truth, but tell it slant,” was her advice to those of us who want our emails to be opened, our stories to be read, and our […]

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Subscribe to Don Kuhl’s “Aging– Monday-Wednesday-Friday”

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Magritte Explains Pipe

Rainbow NASA

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Whittington Not Going Away



Elevator for the others

Butterfly Coins

https://butterflycoins.org

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Robert Burns

1. Michael Jackson recorded an album with David Gest setting Robert Burns’ poems to music. 2. Burns’ work has appeared in hundreds of films and television programmes, including It’s a Wonderful Life, When Harry met Sally, and Sex and the City. 3. He managed to have 12 children by four different women even though he […]

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Original Indy Goals Quote

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http://traffic.libsyn.com/mondaymorningradio/Bedtime_Stories.mp3

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Students talk about Toxic Masculinity



Toxic Masculinity

Razor Blade Uproar  Tulsa, Oklahoma (1984)– Cal looked a lot like Denzel Washington, but taller, more muscular, a little more handsome and a lot more stylish. Cal belonged on the cover of GQ magazine. We had just finished a barbecue lunch together when a skinny white moron across the room fired some provocative comments toward […]

Costanza

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Leah sent this

Gillette

Ask a dog

Language of Color Contradiction

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Meg

Can You Learn to Use These

Animal Farm Orwell Quote

Bulman_haggard inconstant splashes of beauty

Beagle Mon Cygne

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Orville Bulman

Educating Children

Music Pup feelin the groove

Sammy Hagar

Ezra Pound quote

Aaron Bohrod The Bonnet

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Ending of The Lord of The Rings

Bea Says

The quote is from p. 484 of Shadow of the Wind by Carlos Ruiz Zafon. The photos are of “The Last Bookstore” in Los Angeles. They were taken by Juliet Bennett Rylah.

MMRadio Dean Rotbart

http://traffic.libsyn.com/mondaymorningradio/011419_MMR.mp3

Ryan Deiss Marketing Class

“Marketing in a Digital World” – Ryan Deiss and Roy H. Williams – March 6-7

Joe Cuts Out Windows

Do you remember when I told you Princess Pennie decided to add a bunch of new windows into your cantilevered gym?

Ten New Windows

BigDog

Sandpaper a lions ass

Paul Hoke Email

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Social Media Mirth

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The Dangerous Summer

Larry Beaverson

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Maxwell Rotbart 2018 Countdown

http://traffic.libsyn.com/mondaymorningradio/Year_in_Review_2019.mp3 10. Your Company May Very Well Face Opioid-Related Liabilities, Even If You Don’t Distribute Painkillers http://traffic.libsyn.com/mondaymorningradio/Opioid_Crisis.mp3 9. The New Tax Code Will Save Most Listeners to This Podcast Thousands of Dollars http://traffic.libsyn.com/mondaymorningradio/Tax_Savings.mp3 8. Forget About Email and Social Networking Marketing: Text Messaging Is Where It’s At http://traffic.libsyn.com/mondaymorningradio/Mobit.mp3 7. You Can Eradicate Sexual Harassment in […]

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BeagleSword Bullfighting

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Violets are Blue

“We live in an era of fraud in America. Not just in banking, but in government, education, religion, food, even baseball… What bothers me isn’t that fraud is not nice. Or that fraud is mean. For fifteen thousand years, fraud and short-sighted thinking have never, ever worked. Not once. Eventually you get caught, things go […]

Silence is Golden

Duct Tape is Silver

It All Adds Up

Just Because “It All Adds Up” Doesn’t Make It True When someone says, “Figures don’t lie,” know this: Figures lie, and liars figure. Never trust a weasel with a calculator. Do you remember the mortgage meltdown of 2008 and The Big Short, the movie that was made about it? There is a scene in that movie […]

Steinbeck on Bullfighting

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