I am familiar with his voice so I can hear him saying it,
“I would like you to send the largest and most expensive bottle of champagne you can find to the following address, please.”

People laugh out loud when they see it.

The monster bottle arrived in its own wooden crate.
It didn’t cost hundreds of dollars. It cost thousands.

Funny thing, my friend is a teetotaler.

We’re going to open it during the Open House Deep Think Convocation of the Alumni and Guests of Wizard Academy on October 4th.
It should be sufficiently chilled by then.

Can you imagine how high that cork is going to fly?

I love working here.

Roy H. Williams
in the rabbit hole as a guest of Indiana Beagle