Vice-Chancellor Dave Young wrote, “I’m kinda pissed off right now (as I boil more water so I can brush my teeth) that I moved here without ‘y’all’ telling me that your state flag is actually a Yelp rating. 1oneStarState.” (In Austin, we’re having to boil our water because Governor Abbot peed in it.)

Amarillo waterboy Tom Grimes responded, “Dave came from Nebraska. He only recently discovered there was more than one star for rating anything.”