She is Tom Sawyer’s Becky Thatcher and the Little Red-Headed Girl 

of Charlie Brown. Painted on the fuselage of bombers and
 tattooed on the biceps of bikers, she is Helen of Troy and
Quixote’s Dulcinea… the perfect woman that 

exists only in the mind of a man.

Amazingly, miraculously; mute testimony to the bargaining abilities of Princess Pennie on Galveston Island during the 34th anniversary of her wedding to the wizard, you can – for just $1,500 – fund the acquisition of this, the fabulous figurehead that will greet visitors to the Academy’s business office just off the quarterdeck of the tower. Too cool. 

The wizard, by the way, is the one who spotted and purchased the nautical oil lamp she’s holding in her hand. He said if you’d fund the figurehead, he’d donate the oil lamp to go with it.
– Indy