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(Playfully flirty.  She knows he’s up to something, but not sure what)

Him: Pictures of you? Pictures of me? Hung upon your wall for the world to see?

Her:  What’s so bad about that? (PAUSE) What?

Him:  (With a smile) Nothing.

Her:  What are you thinking? (pause, mock frustration)
Uuuhhhg! I hate when you do that.  Say it.

Him:  I didn’t know we’d gotten to “pictures on the wall” stage.

Her:  I happen to be in love with you.

Him:  I thought leaving a toothbrush here was a big step…

Her:  You are such a butt.

Him:  Change of clothes here… you’ve got a key to my place…

Her:  Uh-huh

Him:  Hope your Dad doesn’t find out.

Her:  Shut up.

Him:  (a beat) Next thing, I’ll have my own drawer in the dresser, you’ll buy me some shampoo, I’ll ask you to marry me, we’ll have cook-outs and invite friends over

Her:  What did you just say?

Him:  We’ll have cook-outs.

Her:  BEFORE that. (pause pause pause, now teary) Oh my God… Josh?

Him:  Hey…

Her:  Are you serious right now!?

Him:  I’ve never been more serious.

Her:  Oh my God… Josh!

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“Harold began to wonder who was going to drive his hearse at his funeral. He wondered where that guy was right now or if he was even alive right now? Maybe he was a baby right now sucking milk from his mother’s breast and then he thought the next time he sees a baby breastfeeding he’s going to look at him and imagine to himself, ‘That baby is going to grow up and drive my hearse’ and then he imagined that he would want to go over and say hi to that baby but he knew he couldn’t because the mother would think he came over to see one of her tits and she couldn’t in a million years realize why he really went over there which was to see that baby, that little baby that might someday drive his hearse. But maybe the driver is an adult already and if he knew who it was wouldn’t it be great to go for a ride with him in the hearse just to see what kind of driver he is? And that way when he was dead in the hearse it would be the second time he was in it and then he would already be a little bit used to it.”

- Steven Wright, “Harold,” pages 16-17, (Harold is a 3rd grade boy .)

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