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(Playfully flirty.  She knows he’s up to something, but not sure what)

Him: Pictures of you? Pictures of me? Hung upon your wall for the world to see?

Her:  What’s so bad about that? (PAUSE) What?

Him:  (With a smile) Nothing.

Her:  What are you thinking? (pause, mock frustration)
Uuuhhhg! I hate when you do that.  Say it.

Him:  I didn’t know we’d gotten to “pictures on the wall” stage.

Her:  I happen to be in love with you.

Him:  I thought leaving a toothbrush here was a big step…

Her:  You are such a butt.

Him:  Change of clothes here… you’ve got a key to my place…

Her:  Uh-huh

Him:  Hope your Dad doesn’t find out.

Her:  Shut up.

Him:  (a beat) Next thing, I’ll have my own drawer in the dresser, you’ll buy me some shampoo, I’ll ask you to marry me, we’ll have cook-outs and invite friends over

Her:  What did you just say?

Him:  We’ll have cook-outs.

Her:  BEFORE that. (pause pause pause, now teary) Oh my God… Josh?

Him:  Hey…

Her:  Are you serious right now!?

Him:  I’ve never been more serious.

Her:  Oh my God… Josh!

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“…As you know, I am from a planet that has been engaged in senseless slaughter since the beginning of time. I myself have seen the bodies of schoolgirls who were boiled alive in a water tower by my own countrymen, who were proud of fighting pure evil at the time…. Earthlings must be the terrors of the Universe! If other planets aren’t now in danger from Earth, they soon will be. So tell me the secret so I can take it back to Earth and save us all: How can a planet live in peace?”

Billy felt that he had spoken soaringly. He was baffled when he saw the Tralfamadorians close their little hands on their eyes. He knew from past experience what this meant: He was being stupid.”

- Billy Pilgrim, speaking to the Tralfamadorians in Kurt Vonnegut's Slaughterhouse-Five

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