Three Versions of History. Pick the one you like best. Be happy with it.
1: America was born when religious-freedom-hungry Pilgrims disembarked the Mayflower in 1620.
2: America was born when a group of rich white guys who didn’t want to pay taxes threw a shipload of tea into Boston Harbor 153 years later, in 1773.
3: America was born 3 years after that when our Declaration of Independence officially announced America’s separation from England.
Heh, heh, heh.